Tucker given the gate

So a television news journalist I admire was bounced from "Dancing With the Stars."

Had to watch, just to see him.

The worst kind of luck: the very night (last night) that Dork Nation might have come to his aid by voting for him, they were all busy following the Rhode Island primary.

In Alabama they say, "Thank God for Mississippi."

Jerry Springer says, "Thank God for Tucker."

Now, back to the pennant race.