Thursday, November 02, 2006

Kerry, Day 3: So it's over, of course

Senator Kerry: “I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative about those in uniform, and I personally apologize to any service member, family member, or American who was offended.”

Translation: "To any stupid serviceman dumb enough not to understand what I was saying, and furthermore to any of said serviceman stupid enough to actually be offended by what, to anyone listening, was clearly a smart-aleck remark aimed at your retarded commander-in-chief (who got better grades than me at the same university, but let's not go there) . . . to all you idiots, and to your idiot families, I apologize. Kind of."

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