Lights, please

I feel like Charlie Brown in "A Charlie Brown Christmas," shouting, "Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?" Every time I try to link, something else happens. Either I link to a nonexistant email or mess up my text.

Isn't there anyone who knows what linking is all about?

I want to write, "Now here's an interesting article here," and have a line under "here." And "here" in boldface. Instead I feel like Uncle Arthur on "Bewitched" when he can't pull off the tablecloth trick and has to work in that depressing ice cream stand. Help?

Ah. My first bleg.