Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Tucker Carlson Dances!

Was listening (I think for the fourth time) to Tucker Carlson's book on tape when I remembered that he'd be on "Dancing With the Stars" tonight.

So I tuned in.

Bad as I had feared.

Plus, anyone who would vote for him is busy following the primaries tonight.

Well, he has all that Swanson frozen-food money to fall back on.

Plus, he seriously doesn't seem to give a crap.

I mean, for half his routine, he literally couldn't have outdanced FDR, circa 1928.

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