Boy, did I pick the wrong night to stay home.
1. Bidge's 3,000th hit is part of a 5-for-5 evening, including an infield base hit with two outs in the bottom of the eleventh, setting the stage for . . .
2. . . . tyro centerfielder Hunter Pence getting the sweetest seeing-eye single you'd ever want . . .
3. . . . followed by a Lance Berkman getting hit by a pitch, leading to . . .
4. . . . a walk-off, grand slam homer by Carlos Lee, which sailed right to the left of our partial season ticket seats.
Astro-Girl isn't talking to me.