Sun-Devil Joe, you had it first: Chad Moeller!
To paraphrase Jeff Foxworthy: If ____________, you know you're in trouble.
Still, to get the full import of the Yankees' troubles, read down two grafs:
Right-handed reliever Mark Melancon was optioned to Scranton-Wilkes-Barre and infielder-outfielder Kevin Russo was recalled from the Triple-A team.
To which one must ask: Um, who?